I want to be a spy but I rip my pants every single time I hop a fence.
Do you see my problem??
4matt2chong0:
hey why do you suck so mucho??
Hey, why do you blow more than a prostitute?
枕をかむ
私はドライでつもりです
“Darling never leave
Because I could never deal with that pain”
(Source: zalehos, via nerdycommunity)
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
(via lesbi-h0nestt)
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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