I want to be a spy but I rip my pants every single time I hop a fence.
Do you see my problem??

4matt2chong0:
hey why do you suck so mucho??

Hey, why do you blow more than a prostitute? 

sassy-blogger-alfred:

clynefaction:

枕をかむ

私はドライでつもりです

“Darling never leave

Because I could never deal with that pain”

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nycm0nster:

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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