I want to be a spy but I rip my pants every single time I hop a fence.
Do you see my problem??
hey why do you suck so mucho??
Hey, why do you blow more than a prostitute?
“Darling never leave
Because I could never deal with that pain”
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0